Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
Subject: MSTing Voyager "Faces"
From: spencer@zipx3.z-code.com (S. Spencer Sun)
Message-ID: <3on3u9$3u1$1@fulton.ncd.com>
Organization: Gizmonic Institute
Reply-To: spencer@z-code.com (S. Spencer Sun)

This article contains spoilers for this week's Voyager episode,
"Faces" (Captain's Log stardate 48784.2).

OK, so we all came up with the Shatner reference :-)

Here's mine.  You know how sometimes Crow and Servo will get stuck
on a particular joke, and Joel would tell them "ok, that's enough"?
Well, that sort of mentality pervades my MSTings, as you will find
numerous "pizza" and "leper" references...

(Tuvok thanks Neelix for the "authentic Vulcan ploneek soup" or
     however you spell it)
"Wow, this is the fastest service I've gotten at a Denny's!"

Tuvok: It IS rather picante...
"It's BOLD!!"

Torres: I... demand... to know... what... is... happening here!
"Well, SHE went to the Shatner school of acting..."

Surgeon: There are several questions I need to ask you before
     we proceed.
"Is it safe?"

Surgeon: Perhaps I was in error to leave your consciousness and
     memory intact.
"Yeah, whatever.  Say, you guys got any pizza?"

Torres: Why?  Why have you done this? (she shows her teeth as she
     says this)
"Whoa, try Smoker's Topol!"

(prisoners trudge dejectedly along a dark corridor)
"(sung in a very morose tone) Hi ho, hi ho, it's to our deaths we go..."

Paris to Durst: They're the ones with the guns, remember?
"I thought they were just excited to see me!"

Paris: There was a woman with us, B'elanna Torres.  Any idea what
     might have happened to her?
"She's in a pepperoni pizza now..."

Kim: I've deployed the transponders, commander -- the relay signal
     is coming through clearly.
"(said with a raised voice) Yell a little louder, see if you can get
the ceiling to cave in."

Torres: How delightful for you
"I'd hate for you to lose face! <bots snicker>"

Torres: You'll get no gratitude from me...
"... and stop leaning over me!"

Torres: I feel so weak... sick to my stomach...
"Wait 'til you try the pizza around here..."

Torres: Nobody said anything but... we were different.
"(said very bitterly) They wouldn't let us play their reindeer games!"

Surgeon: I wish it were possible, B'elanna, but I'm afraid...
"... that something might fall off?"

Surgeon: B'elanna?  I have something I want to show you.
"(in a sing-song manner) It's BIIIG!!"

Janeway: Now we wait.
"If it's not here in 30 minutes it's free!"

(Torres pushes buttons on the alien console)
"I never could get the hang of this Simon game."

(takes a bite of roasted rodent)
"Tastes like chicken."

riffs to be tossed in during the campfire argument scene:
"You wanna yell a little louder?  The bad guys can't hear you!"
"I guess they're both at that time of the month..."

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