From: spencer@zipx3.z-code.com (S. Spencer Sun) Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc,alt.tv.mst3k Subject: Re: MSTing Voyager ("Cathexis") Date: 3 May 1995 09:35:21 GMT Organization: Gizmonic Institute Message-ID: <3o7iop$dis$1@fulton.ncd.com> References: <3o64nt$q95@cmcl2.NYU.EDU> Note -- Petrea's article hasn't arrived at my site yet, while Mike's reply already has shown up. So there may be some duplication... barklage@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Mike Barklage) writes: >pem4958@is.nyu.edu (Petrea Mitchell) writes: [...] >> In order to be fully effective, a control-L has to appear in the first column. Please remember to remove quoting marks in front of a ^L when you follow up to someone else's article. The remainder of this article contains spoilers for the Voyager episode "Cathexis." Includes references to an MST3K short, an MST3K movie, the Tick, the Beatles, and Monty Python. Captain's log: Sometimes it's a good idea to get away from being a captain for a while... "Calgon, take me away!" Captain's log: ... to that end, I've started participating in a new holo-novel "holodeck episodes two weeks in a row?" (I was worried :-) ) housekeeper: tea is usually served at 5:30 and dinner's at 8:30 "[in falsetto] and then, the oral sex!" housekeeper: my job is to make sure this household runs smoothly "so it's daily enemas all around" (ok, this one was a reach...) (hand reaches out to touch Janeway on the shoulder) "Remember, gentle pressure!" Mr. Pembroke(? I forget his name): She was a buffer for me. "You mean she waxed your car?" Kim: Bridge to Janeway! "O-gay ahead-way!" (this is my running joke) Doctor: He's brain dead! "Yeah, but what's wrong with him?" (immediately after that, they pull in close on Mulgrew's face right before cutting to commercial, and you can see her eyes wavering.) "Will you quit waving the cue cards? I can't read my line!" Janeway: Any idea why [the other ship attacked your shuttle]? "Well, I gave them the finger after they cut us off on the exit ramp..." (the shot pans across Chakotay's body, and you see a blinking thing attached to his chest) "I'm the Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!" (B'elanna has this round thing in her hand) "she's sticking an air freshener on his forehead?" (the shot pans to show the whole medicine wheel) Servo: "she's got a whole BUNCH of air fresheners!" Mike: "must've been a blue light special" Torres: These stars are sign posts to guide the way back... (doctor has this look, like he's just humoring her) "You're not buying any of this, are you?" Janeway: We just changed heading again! "I knew we shouldn't have let you drive after all those drinks!" Paris: Am I being accused of something here? "I accuse my parents!" (Doctor scans Paris's head in sick bay) "Well, I'm not picking up any readings..." (pointing at diagram of ion trail) Tuvok: this is the nebula, and this is the ion trail. Mike: "I want you to go deep for a hail mary." Crow: "Are we the X's or the O's?" Kim: Make sure that [the] access hatch of Jeffries tube A17 is secured. "So, we aren't going to worry about A16 or 18?" Captain's log, supplemental: Mr. Tuvok and Kes were hit by an unidentified energy discharge... "Oh, I hate when that happens." Captain's log, supplemental: ... Tuvok was not badly hurt, but Kes is in a coma "Why does Tuvoke keep getting off easy?" Tuvok: Stun her, she's the alien! "I am the Walrus!" (Neelix moves stones around) Crow: "King me!" Servo: "Solitaire checkers!?" -- S. Spencer Sun :: http://www.princeton.edu/~spencer/ ____ Network Computing Devices :: Z-Code Software Division :: Novato, Calif. \ / My parents went to a planet where they have no bilateral symmetry, and \/ all I got was this lousy F-shirt. [Ruth Colby, Al Heim, & Eric Pivnik]