There's a place in the scorching Nevada desert outside of Las Vegas, where voluptuous ladies gladly cater to your every carnal desire...

It's the famous and infamous Chicken Ranch brothel, where wild dreams and erotic fantasies are brought to life, for a price...

So bring your raging libido and your sexual appetite, and be sure to bring your VISA card...

Because while the busty babes of the Chicken Ranch will take it up the ass...

They won't take... American Express.

VISA -- It's everywhere you want to be.

Disclaimer: just a little attempt at humor. Not intended as a commentary on VISA, Amex, or the Chicken Ranch (although I have been a customer of 2 out of the 3).