Zorak's Home Page

• Who is Zorak?
• Personal and generally useless info
• My PGP public key
• Favorite quotes and song lyrics
• My NHL Playoff Standings and Magic Numbers page
• My idea for one of those VISA ads
• You Are Here -- a fascinating dose of perspective
• The Star Trek: Voyager MSTings archive -- actually, I hardly ever watch this show any more, but you can see some of my previous creative output. Between my own personal collection and Kevin Eric Snell's collection http://pages.nyu.edu/~kes5149/ (now defunct) you should be able to find the ones we've done.
• Zorak's Photographic Gallery
• Get the Straight Dope on gerbil stuffing from Cecil himself
• Does your life need more freshness? (232.8k NeXT/Sun .au file, 29 seconds)
• Sound Clips from 98 Rock, my favorite radio station in Baltimore when I used to live there.
• Various things I found lying around
• My list of other interesting links

• Don't Spread that Hoax! -- I didn't write this, but it ought to be required reading for everyone on the net.
• Why Indiscriminately Forwarding Warning Messages Is A Bad Thing -- I did write this, in response to having a series of hoaxes forwarded to me by various people on various mailing lists that I'm on.
• A quick and dirty image map tutorial I originally wrote for a friend